How many of you ...

[Kwackerz]

Cool imagination, but Touche! Im wearing a fencing mask.

[Nooj]

Ground's a bit frozen for fencing isn't it? The concrete will never set at these temperatures, not that you'll get a hole dug in the first place of course




By the way, while you were reading this, Keanu Reeves (left handed)stabbed you in the femoral artery with a hollowed out tooth pick. Nice knowing you

[Kwackerz]

While i was fencing, using explosive digging... I created a few craters, one of which Keanu fell into after stabbing me with his hollowed out toothpick.
After breaking his leg (nice complicated fracture in 3 places) he slowly bled to death... Internally..

That'll fek him, thought my ghost...

[joecrx]

i used to write with my left hand but was forced at primary to use my right , i now write with ny right hand , can i sue for damages , as i was put into special classes to learn how to write again , i play golf left handed as with guitar , but tend to do both right handed now

[snapdragon]

right handed - but I refuse to tick 'normal'

[woody]

Normal.... belive it or not.... but I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrious

[Gio]

... are cack-handed?

These days I seem to be constantly be surprised to notice how many people I considered to be perfectly normal appear on television and I suddenly realise they're left-handed.

Jezza raised the subject today which prompted my question. Does it affect riding a bike?

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/drivin ... 676222.ece

I object to the phrase normal when refering to right handed people. Why the hell should anyone wo uses their left hand be considered abnormal, its like saying the Yanks are abnormal cos they don't have a clue how to use a knife and fork.

[Samray]

I should have known who it would be that bit at that one.

[Gio]

I should have known who it would be that bit at that one.

Have a free kick in the cobblers then

[Samray]

You'd best stay off msn now you're on Avira. It doesn't scan it.

[D-Rider]

I object to the phrase normal when refering to right handed people. Why the hell should anyone wo uses their left hand be considered abnormal,

..... possibly because being right handed IS normal by the very definition of the statistical results.

As the dictionary has it:

Conforming to the standard or the common type; usual; not abnormal; regular; natural.

........

its like saying the Yanks are abnormal cos they don't have a clue how to use a knife and fork.

Case proven, me Lud



...... and just in case there is any further doubt ..... the dictionary goes on to explain the term "normal" in the area of psychology:

Free from any mental disorder; sane.

[Nooj]

Free from any mental disorder

That's you out of the equation then

[Gio]

Free from any mental disorder

That's you out of the equation then

2nded