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Aladinsaneuk · #16 Post by **Aladinsaneuk** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 7:34 pm

I guess a platoon may well be doing an anti terrorist assault training shortly....

#17 Post by **Kwackerz** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 7:46 pm

I dont know about training.. I can see a full blown shock and awe being carried out on a certain council house in Waterbeach.. complete with Michael Caine quotes such as 'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off'

Aladinsaneuk · #18 Post by **Aladinsaneuk** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 8:16 pm

ooo waterbeach - i know some nasty people down that way

#19 Post by **Kwackerz** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 8:23 pm

Join the club...

D-Rider · #20 Post by **D-Rider** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 8:24 pm

That tank mending glue applied to all the door locks and windows may keep them nicely contained for a good while .................

#21 Post by **Kwackerz** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 8:33 pm

I was thinking expanding foam fed to the little shites...

That way you get the satisfaction of sorting the problem, plus the comedy factor of their nose and mouth spewing out globs of foam in an overloaded washing machine stylee...

The mess is easy to clean up afterwards, no messy blood or guts, just grab a scraper and clean up the excess foam after it hardens...

Does it show ive had all day to consider the options?

D-Rider · #22 Post by **D-Rider** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 8:39 pm

Kwackerz wrote:I was thinking expanding foam fed to the little shites...

That way you get the satisfaction of sorting the problem, plus the comedy factor of their nose and mouth spewing out globs of foam in an overloaded washing machine stylee...

The mess is easy to clean up afterwards, no messy blood or guts, just grab a scraper and clean up the excess foam after it hardens...

Does it show ive had all day to consider the options?

LOL - Mr Creosote!

..... just a wafer-thin mint .....

#23 Post by **Kwackerz** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 4:53 pm

Well the police found it, which is good. It means some shite hasnt got a stolen ped to ride round the roads and kill someone on..

It's a complete write off tbh.

Every panel damaged, steering lock broken off, front cowl missing, electrics fekked, gearbox fekked, engine fekked.... oh did I mention where it was found?

In a fekkin' Lock!" shoved head first into a fekkin great river. Engine and gearbox full of water, instant writeoff according to the bloke at Carole Nash.

Complete bastids... But i know who it was... which will mean once the dust has settled, memories have faded, I will start to wreak my revenge. Coppers cant prove anything, no witnesses, but ive heard thru the grapevine as to who did it, reliably from more than once source.

Autumn will be fun round here...

can I just point out, by the way, that Carole Nash have been absolutely spot on so far in dealing with the theft and all that that entails. 10/10 so far.

BikerGran · #24 Post by **BikerGran** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 7:21 pm

What a bugger tho - even if CN are good dealing with it.

Will look forward to hearing how events unfold!