Mate of mine called me earlier. "Dude, what're you doing next Thursday night?".. Now, when this friend calls me up and asks such questions, a gig is usually on the cards.
"Well, we're going to see Motorhead at the NIA"
Sweet! Anyone else going? (If not, have got limited quantity of tickets for £20ea)

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handle bars to the saddle.