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I did something similar to my ankle in April 2012. X-rays showed that I had no fracture but the A&E doctor said that I needed to be patient as it could take months to heal. I took her at her word and suffered for 6 months with severe pain and greatly restricted activity before seeing my GP who immediately recommended physiotherapy.The physio said that, ideally, she would have wanted to strat work on me two weeks after the incident. So, after much manipulation and exercising, one year after the accident I was back to normal. My point is, Blinky, don't make the mistake I did and see a physio asap!
- nicketynoo
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Mine was last week at Newcastle-on-clunge.
Whilst lying in my sleeping bag freezing my tatties off ,trying to stem the overwhelming need to chuck me guts up I stretched my calves and got cramp in them both
there was definitely tears involved and a fair bit of silent screaming, and I definitely bit a large lump out of my pillow.
And just as the pain was slightly subsiding the inevitable happened
oooh the pain
and the shame

Whilst lying in my sleeping bag freezing my tatties off ,trying to stem the overwhelming need to chuck me guts up I stretched my calves and got cramp in them both

And just as the pain was slightly subsiding the inevitable happened

oooh the pain



I don't care if you lick windows,
Take the special bus
Or occasionally pee on yourself.
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Take the special bus
Or occasionally pee on yourself.
You hang in there sunshine, you're special!
- flatlander
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mine is generally whatever is the most recent so cramp last night or curled aching hands and back probkems today but before that I am not sure what to choose from
fractured skull nah
eye socket nah
fractured shoulders ... nah
broken hands ... nah
shins ... nah..
ribs ... nah
spine... nah
compacted spine nah
fused spine nah
cocyx nah
foot .. nah
toes nah
Deep frying my hand nah
stabbed through hand nah
cut finger tip off nah
took finger tip off with glass bottle nah
taking on roundabout and losing nah
not being able to ride now that is hurting
I may ahve missed a couple

fractured skull nah
eye socket nah
fractured shoulders ... nah
broken hands ... nah
shins ... nah..
ribs ... nah
spine... nah
compacted spine nah
fused spine nah
cocyx nah
foot .. nah
toes nah
Deep frying my hand nah
stabbed through hand nah
cut finger tip off nah
took finger tip off with glass bottle nah
taking on roundabout and losing nah
not being able to ride now that is hurting

I may ahve missed a couple

For the avoidance of doubt and for the benefit of my wife, not everything I may say here will be absolutely true I may on ocassion embellish a little for effect.
That said when it comes to motorbikes, I like to ride side saddle with a nice frock
That said when it comes to motorbikes, I like to ride side saddle with a nice frock
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Now that has really lowered the tone.randomsquid wrote:My mate passed out on a bike rally all curled up on his side. When he woke he stretched out and started screaming. Seems someone had tied his bootlace round his knob.nicketynoo wrote:I stretched my calves and got cramp in them both

And I can't work out why that would be painful, unless it was tied very tight.

I don't care if you lick windows,
Take the special bus
Or occasionally pee on yourself.
You hang in there sunshine, you're special!
Take the special bus
Or occasionally pee on yourself.
You hang in there sunshine, you're special!
flatlander wrote:mine is generally whatever is the most recent so cramp last night or curled aching hands and back probkems today but before that I am not sure what to choose from![]()
fractured skull nah
eye socket nah
fractured shoulders ... nah
broken hands ... nah
shins ... nah..
ribs ... nah
spine... nah
compacted spine nah
fused spine nah
cocyx nah
foot .. nah
toes nah
Deep frying my hand nah
stabbed through hand nah
cut finger tip off nah
took finger tip off with glass bottle nah
taking on roundabout and losing nah
not being able to ride now that is hurting
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I may ahve missed a couple
I have to ask. How? Why?


I'm right 98% of the time so why worry about the other 3%?
- danthewhippet
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had to google "acute orchitis" and i'd say you win, vasectomy aftermath probably comes close and i've been there
, i twisted my knee on already torn cartilidge years ago and for instant, drop you like a stone pain that was pretty much up there! When i wrote off my speed triple i bruised both shins so much it was like i had two sets of calves on each leg! On reading all these posts i'd have to say i've got of pretty lightly over the years especially compared to flatlanders list, anything not been bust/fused/FRIED!!!?

OOPS....There goes another pillion!!
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Because I am a shit magnet :)
I had been blanching chips all day whilst working as a cook in the Air Force slipped and without thinking reached out to stop myself and put my hand in the fat fryer cooking all the skin funny thing was I didn't scream much at the time ...
And that list doesn't include dislocated heel fractured ankle torn tendons ligaments, knee injuries ... Arthritis, fractured hip and some others but I am reminded that it is nothing ... Apparently compared to the pain of childbirth ;)
I had been blanching chips all day whilst working as a cook in the Air Force slipped and without thinking reached out to stop myself and put my hand in the fat fryer cooking all the skin funny thing was I didn't scream much at the time ...
And that list doesn't include dislocated heel fractured ankle torn tendons ligaments, knee injuries ... Arthritis, fractured hip and some others but I am reminded that it is nothing ... Apparently compared to the pain of childbirth ;)
For the avoidance of doubt and for the benefit of my wife, not everything I may say here will be absolutely true I may on ocassion embellish a little for effect.
That said when it comes to motorbikes, I like to ride side saddle with a nice frock
That said when it comes to motorbikes, I like to ride side saddle with a nice frock
Well, with your record, I expect it won't be long 'till you experience that too ..... maybe they will conjure up some clever role reversal for when "bunp" makes their appearance ..........flatlander wrote:... Apparently compared to the pain of childbirth ;)
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