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MartDude
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by MartDude » Wed Apr 13, 2011 4:43 pm
Lifted from another Forum :
Senior Texting Codes
ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CGU: Can't get up
SUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OSMG: Oh, sorry. My Gas!
PIMP: Pooped in my pants
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
It flies sideways through time
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To your zodiac sign
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Samray
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by Samray » Wed Apr 13, 2011 4:50 pm
There are three or four there I use fairly often.
Now ... do I stop using them? or use them more.
In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.
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HowardQ
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by HowardQ » Thu Apr 14, 2011 11:22 am
Thanks Mart, at my age I am sure I should be taking must of them on board.
Just need to get the skill of texting into my dyslexic fingers and I am away now!
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joecrx
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by joecrx » Thu Apr 14, 2011 5:08 pm
look forward to using them in a few years
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BikerGran
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by BikerGran » Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:08 pm
joecrx wrote:look forward to using them in a few years
No-one loves a smart-arse!
The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is young.
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D-Rider
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by D-Rider » Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:11 pm
BikerGran wrote:joecrx wrote:look forward to using them in a few years
No-one loves a smart-arse!
.......... shouldn't that be "NOLSA" ........
“Scientists investigate that which already is. Engineers create that which has never been.”
-- Albert Einstein
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BikerGran
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by BikerGran » Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:55 pm
Nope! When I text I use whole words with proper punctuation!
The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is young.
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D-Rider
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by D-Rider » Thu Apr 14, 2011 8:24 pm
BikerGran wrote:Nope! When I text I use whole words with proper punctuation!
Ah good! So do I
“Scientists investigate that which already is. Engineers create that which has never been.”
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Samray
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by Samray » Thu Apr 14, 2011 9:03 pm
me 2
In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.
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by Kwackerz » Thu Apr 14, 2011 9:22 pm
WTF?
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MartDude
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by MartDude » Fri Apr 15, 2011 2:06 pm
It flies sideways through time
It's an electric line
To your zodiac sign
I've got a Black and Silver Machine!
