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#16 Post by D-Rider » Sat Oct 10, 2009 8:29 am

fastasfcuk wrote:what was the question. :smt017
"When did you first steal or add a letter to a word and whose sense of spelling did you offend by doing so?"

..... I think

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#17 Post by Samray » Sat Oct 10, 2009 8:35 am

I thought it was who stole the thread. :smt082

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#18 Post by joecrx » Sat Oct 10, 2009 10:39 am

my spool chuckers no working , think ill go nick a new one :smt005

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#19 Post by fastasfcuk » Sat Oct 10, 2009 12:59 pm

D-Rider wrote:
fastasfcuk wrote:what was the question. :smt017
"When did you first steal or add a letter to a word and whose sense of spelling did you offend by doing so?"

..... I think

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guilty of pinching and my spelling wound twinnut up every time i posted. :smt003

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#20 Post by GregD-UK » Sat Oct 10, 2009 9:25 pm

Hi all,

Thought this was a friendly forum, not a place for casting personal dispersions, or indeed, resorting to "slanging" matches. There is an honourable way for you to settle your differences, I can be a second if you like for either of you. Dawn, and a field with haunting music and muskets can be arranged :smt002

By the way, when I was 9yrs old, I took a pepermint aero from my local shop. I was dared by my then peers from school. Not a brave or sensible thing to do, but, in my defence I was 9 for crying out loud :smt003
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Re: Stealing...

#21 Post by wavey » Sun Oct 11, 2009 5:08 pm

ligloo wrote:when was the first time you ever 'nicked' something..... if you did?

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Dunno if this counts

At the age of 4yrs, I was sent on my first message to the shop in the next street, to buy 5lb of spuds (I was a strong little lad).

I stood in the shop, so I'm told, like a complete idiot, mouth firmly shut, eyes down, red cheeks.

Mrs Tanner (shop assistant and next door neighboor) says 'hello David, have you come for some sweeties?'

10 mins later I'm home with a load of dolly mixtures (and a spanked arse) and no spuds.
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#22 Post by BikerGran » Mon Oct 12, 2009 1:27 am

When I was a kid my dad used to empty the change out of his pockets and leave it on his chest of drawers. As we lived in a bungalow I used to get in through the window and help myself to enough to buy some sweets.

Many many years later I mentioned this to my mum thinking they must have known what I was up to and she was horrified!!!!
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#23 Post by wavey » Mon Oct 12, 2009 8:45 am

When I was 8/9 I nicked a shilling of the mantlepiece, later, I overheard mum & dad saying how skint they where.
So, wracked with guilt, I put it back again, got caught, got me arse leathered.
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#24 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Mon Oct 12, 2009 9:45 am

have stolen a few hearts over the years....


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#25 Post by Samray » Mon Oct 12, 2009 10:18 am

:smt042

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#26 Post by HowardQ » Mon Oct 12, 2009 11:47 am

DELETED!

Or was it stolen :smt017
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#27 Post by scorpio24v » Mon Oct 12, 2009 4:46 pm

Your all nicked, thieving scuffers.













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#28 Post by AuDbOd » Mon Oct 19, 2009 9:05 pm

when i was 17 i sneaked into my sisters room and took her car keys at 1 in the morning....went for a spinnie poo up town...and promptly wrote it off !!! I was carted off in an ambulance (pretending i was unconcious coz i knew my dad would kill me) and the cops went to our house, my dad answered the door and the cops said "your daughters ok but has had an accident in the car" my dad said "not my daughter they are all in bed) (he has 6 daughters) ..the cops said "hey you better have a head count" and he ran back out shouting "shit there is one missing" !!!!!!!!!!

My sister was quite happy she got a new car off the insurance. I thinkk my dad did a head count every night after that :smt018 :smt020

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#29 Post by Samray » Mon Oct 19, 2009 9:09 pm

:smt003

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#30 Post by BikerGran » Tue Oct 20, 2009 5:26 pm

Aladinsaneuk wrote:have stolen a few hearts over the years....
Oooh! Get you! :smt043
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