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Christmas cracker type joke

#1 Post by fatboy » Thu May 14, 2020 6:35 pm

Q)
How do you think the unthinkable?
A)
With an itheberg!
Cleverly disguised as an adult !

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Re: Christmas cracker type joke

#2 Post by katie1 » Thu May 14, 2020 7:48 pm

Terrible - F


and yes, of course it made me laugh!
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Re: Christmas cracker type joke

#3 Post by Gio » Fri May 15, 2020 8:46 am

OMG thats an old one. :smt018
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