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The 5 word story

#1 Post by Ben » Thu Jan 02, 2020 2:42 pm

You just need to add your 5 words to carry on the story. No doubt a book deal is around the corner. Let's go!

"He put the shovel down..."

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Re: The 5 word story

#2 Post by mangocrazy » Thu Jan 02, 2020 3:59 pm

"and re-applied his smudged lipstick..."

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Re: The 5 word story

#3 Post by fatboy » Thu Jan 02, 2020 7:00 pm

Satisfied that Boris was dead :smt027
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Re: The 5 word story

#4 Post by Ben » Fri Jan 03, 2020 9:46 am

Boris the cat had been

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Re: The 5 word story

#5 Post by mangocrazy » Fri Jan 03, 2020 11:01 am

careful with his 9 lives

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Re: The 5 word story

#6 Post by BikerGran » Fri Jan 03, 2020 12:01 pm

..and as a result he...
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Re: The 5 word story

#7 Post by Ben » Fri Jan 03, 2020 1:13 pm

Lived longer than expected. However,

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#8 Post by fatboy » Fri Jan 03, 2020 7:25 pm

Donald Trump had other ideas
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Re: The 5 word story

#9 Post by Adders » Mon Jan 06, 2020 8:30 am

It had been a tumultuous

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Re: The 5 word story

#10 Post by Ben » Mon Jan 06, 2020 9:24 am

period for 'Trump's Cat's Home'

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#11 Post by fatboy » Mon Jan 06, 2020 6:33 pm

The Iranian branch closed hurriedly
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#12 Post by DPG » Thu Jan 09, 2020 8:35 pm

amid reports that no missile

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#13 Post by Mrecho » Fri Jan 10, 2020 11:07 am

had entered American Airspace, BUT

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Re: The 5 word story

#14 Post by Ben » Fri Jan 10, 2020 11:53 am

the renowned hairdressers, American 'Airspace

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Re: The 5 word story

#15 Post by fatboy » Fri Jan 10, 2020 5:42 pm

A wholly owned Trump subsidiary
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