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OE Brembos ditched, OZ wheels fitted.

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 12:26 am
by Nooj
Front talks to rear: "Uh-oh, attempted rider involvement detected!"

Rear: "It's OK, I'm on the case"

Rear (to rider): "Hello and welcome aboard, thank you for riding OZ. It may not have been made clear to you initially, but you really don't have to be making all that nasty effort to turn any more, seriously, it's what we're here for. You just sit forward and relax, look where you want to be, decide on a time you want to be there and we'll take care of everything else for you, it's our pleasure!"

Rider: "Yeah, but I read in a bike mag about counter-steering and rider input and feedback and stuff and how I should be forcing my bike to bend to my will and how I need to give it a firm hand you know? And what with the old wheels that I thought were really light and responsive actually being quite hard work to turn at high speeds, I thought......"

Rear: "No, really, honestly... That's what we're for. All you have to do is look where you want to be, twist the throttle in order to get there and we will take care of the rest, it's our job!

Rider: "So it's not really a load of hard work for me then, I can just get on with..."

Rear: "Enjoying the ride? Exactly! Oh, by the way, you might want to begin braking soon, there's a roundabout ahead and we're closing in on it quite fast."

Rider: "WAAAAHHHHHHHHH!......oh, that was easy."

Front: "My pleasure, less mass you see, easier to stop me turning. Notice how the bike didn't try to stand bolt upright while braking into that turn? One of the many things that you'll find out I can do!"

Rider: "Wow, I'm impressed! OK then, but it'll take me a while to learn how to ride with you, I've only just got used to the old set up properly."

Rear: "Well, we're hear for the for-see-able future so all you have to do is relax and let us take care of the difficult stuff. It is, after all, why we're here. Oh, and you may want to brake again presently."

Front: "No worries, it's all sorted. Just carry on as you are."

Rider: "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!" :smt040 :smt040 :smt040

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 5:45 am
by falcomunky
:smt005 :smt005 :smt005
They work then, (sounds like they've taken all the 'fun' outta handling though!) :smt002

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 6:08 am
by Gio
Is it possible to ride a bike with a straight jacket on? :smt002 :smt005

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 7:21 am
by sabestian
Stay away from OZs people! They seem to be causing mental disorders!

Nooj, there is still hope for you. Just ride onto my driveway, I'll 'fix' your bike, you'll be back to normal :smt006

Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:27 pm
by paddyz1
When did you fit the AI to the bike :smt003

Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:11 am
by hornetrider
This is a very good, and very bad post.

Good cos its highly entertaining

Bad cos I just added another set of bling to the ever expanding wish list... :smt009

Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:14 am
by Falcopops
paddyz1 wrote:When did you fit the AI to the bike :smt003
I suggest pretty much every time he throws his leg over it :smt002