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Aladinsaneuk's meeting with a feisty bird
Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 9:41 am
by D-Rider
I've just heard from Pete that he had a chance meeting with a rather feisty bird.
Apparently it was a brief affair but she left quite an impact.
During the encounter she took out some flashers before setting about his fairing - and he's not sure whether it can be saved.
I understand she departed in a bit of a state.
I'm happy to report that Pete's constipation has been cured
Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 10:17 am
by Kwackerz
Not good! Glad to hear he is ok though.
Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 11:57 am
by Samray
Oops.

Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 12:49 pm
by Falcopops
WTF?

Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 1:40 pm
by snapdragon
Pigeon? Pheasant? (they hurt - have the t-shirt)
Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 1:51 pm
by Kwackerz
I met a Norfolk pheasant when I was pillion on a mate's bike once. F*ck they hurt when they hit you!
Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 1:55 pm
by old git
Kwackerz wrote:I met a Norfolk pheasant when I was pillion on a mate's bike once. F*ck they hurt when they hit you!
Hit 'em back! Hit 'em back!
Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 4:14 pm
by Gio
Well if he's okay then blame the county, Suffolks full of weirdo's
BTW did it take offence to his xausts?
Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 10:06 pm
by HisNibbs
Probably hurt less than if he was caught hitting on a human one.

Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 10:21 pm
by Aladinsaneuk
mutters
fairing is ok
new indicators, clutch lever, clutch reservoir
sore hand and shoulder
am probably better off than the pigeon though - seemed to leave a lot of guts and feathers over my bike
Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 10:40 pm
by tommy
Oooooo. This has happened to me years ago. Pidgeon in the chest. Hurts like hell!! Also hit a rabbit when banked over. Fuck knows how i managed to keep the bike upright. Scary as hell
Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 11:21 pm
by Kwackerz
Ive never seen a banked over rabbit.
Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 5:40 am
by Aladinsaneuk
its an essex trick tim.... apparently you get a nicer feeling if you bank them over....
Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 11:19 am
by Kwackerz
Aladinsaneuk wrote:mutters
fairing is ok
new indicators, clutch lever, clutch reservoir
sore hand and shoulder
am probably better off than the pigeon though - seemed to leave a lot of guts and feathers over my bike
Not too bad . At least it wasnt a Pheasant or an Ostrich.

Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 4:44 pm
by snapdragon
Aladinsaneuk wrote:mutters
fairing is ok
new indicators, clutch lever, clutch reservoir
sore hand and shoulder
am probably better off than the pigeon though - seemed to leave a lot of guts and feathers over my bike
Ouch
Arnica for the hand and shoulder -- and physio if you can get it, I had a good few months of physio to get my shoulder back in order after the pheasant strike 'cos I ignored it initially and it froze up.