Bike cleaning and anti-corrosion treatments
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apparently, some chaps, even with beer goggles on, have had sex with ugly women
indeed so ugly, that they have put a brown paper bag over the young lady's head to hide her face.....
needless to say a two bagger is where you put on a brown paper bag just in case hers falls off....
I read about this in "Dr Samray's guide to my sons slang" - a much thumbed army tome
indeed so ugly, that they have put a brown paper bag over the young lady's head to hide her face.....
needless to say a two bagger is where you put on a brown paper bag just in case hers falls off....
I read about this in "Dr Samray's guide to my sons slang" - a much thumbed army tome
Let's face it, you wouldn't go to a nurse to get good advice on a problem with a Falco - you'd choose an Engineer or a mechanic...
One-bagger: Ugly bird, put a bag over her head while you shag her so you can't see her face.
Two-bagger: Ugly bird with a rough body, one bag over her head, plus one over your own so no one recognises you shagging a bird with a body like that.
Anyway, Yes Rene, I am now mobile and would be happy to trundle up to you, preferably I'd need eight bikes for that distance, six minimum. It'd be a two day event for those numbers though (bed in the van, not a problem for me ) Hope that's OK?
Two-bagger: Ugly bird with a rough body, one bag over her head, plus one over your own so no one recognises you shagging a bird with a body like that.
Anyway, Yes Rene, I am now mobile and would be happy to trundle up to you, preferably I'd need eight bikes for that distance, six minimum. It'd be a two day event for those numbers though (bed in the van, not a problem for me ) Hope that's OK?
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Sound's like a fascinating read, much akin to this one...Aladinsaneuk wrote:"Dr Samray's guide to my sons slang" - a much thumbed army tome
http://www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/Dictionary
Although I must admit that two-bagger is not mentioned however BOBFOC, BOHFOC and Two Barker are.
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What is this "shag" of which you all speak so enthusiastically? - I looked it up and found it was one of these:
Didn't seem right to me at first but then I read this haiku:
Didn't seem right to me at first but then I read this haiku:
Still can't say I really follow this thoughThe common cormorant or shag
Lays eggs inside a paper bag.
The reason you will see, no doubt,
It is to keep the lightning out.
But what these unobservant birds
Have never noticed is that herds
Of wandering bears may come with buns
And steal the bags to hold the crumbs.
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Oh yeah .... you're right - it isn't ..... can't think why I said it wasAladinsaneuk wrote:and badgerpube-san
think you need to brush up on what a haiku is.....
I knew you'd be right about something one day.
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Ok, thanks Nooj - will get back to you when I have the numbers.Nooj wrote:One-bagger: Ugly bird, put a bag over her head while you shag her so you can't see her face.
Two-bagger: Ugly bird with a rough body, one bag over her head, plus one over your own so no one recognises you shagging a bird with a body like that.
Anyway, Yes Rene, I am now mobile and would be happy to trundle up to you, preferably I'd need eight bikes for that distance, six minimum. It'd be a two day event for those numbers though (bed in the van, not a problem for me ) Hope that's OK?
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All cleaning is off while the temp is below freezing. All my water based chemicals have frozen in the van.
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Aladinsaneuk wrote:andy is having a VERY heavy period
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Having to postpone a lot of people at the moment.
Out of curiosity, why pick December to have the treatment done with all the usual shitty weather it brings when I've been sat twiddling my thumbs from March to mid September?
Not having a go here BTW, it's just everyone seems to want doing in the same ten weeks of the year when the weather gets crappy and I've been wondering why nobody's been booking in when I've had nothing to do? Trying to think of a way to get people in when there's plenty of good weather for me to work in so people don't have to keep getting messed around due to the usual freezing winter weather.
Out of curiosity, why pick December to have the treatment done with all the usual shitty weather it brings when I've been sat twiddling my thumbs from March to mid September?
Not having a go here BTW, it's just everyone seems to want doing in the same ten weeks of the year when the weather gets crappy and I've been wondering why nobody's been booking in when I've had nothing to do? Trying to think of a way to get people in when there's plenty of good weather for me to work in so people don't have to keep getting messed around due to the usual freezing winter weather.
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Aladinsaneuk wrote:andy is having a VERY heavy period
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