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#31 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Wed Jun 09, 2010 6:16 pm

apparently, some chaps, even with beer goggles on, have had sex with ugly women

indeed so ugly, that they have put a brown paper bag over the young lady's head to hide her face.....


needless to say a two bagger is where you put on a brown paper bag just in case hers falls off....

I read about this in "Dr Samray's guide to my sons slang" - a much thumbed army tome


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#32 Post by Nooj » Wed Jun 09, 2010 6:22 pm

One-bagger: Ugly bird, put a bag over her head while you shag her so you can't see her face.

Two-bagger: Ugly bird with a rough body, one bag over her head, plus one over your own so no one recognises you shagging a bird with a body like that.

Anyway, Yes Rene, I am now mobile and would be happy to trundle up to you, preferably I'd need eight bikes for that distance, six minimum. It'd be a two day event for those numbers though (bed in the van, not a problem for me :smt003 ) Hope that's OK?
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#33 Post by Kwackerz » Wed Jun 09, 2010 6:23 pm

:smt108 now flip the page and read the Engineer version, not the RLC's
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#34 Post by back_marker » Wed Jun 09, 2010 6:27 pm

Aladinsaneuk wrote:"Dr Samray's guide to my sons slang" - a much thumbed army tome
Sound's like a fascinating read, much akin to this one...

http://www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/Dictionary

Although I must admit that two-bagger is not mentioned however BOBFOC, BOHFOC and Two Barker are.
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#35 Post by D-Rider » Wed Jun 09, 2010 7:11 pm

What is this "shag" of which you all speak so enthusiastically? - I looked it up and found it was one of these:

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Didn't seem right to me at first but then I read this haiku:
The common cormorant or shag
Lays eggs inside a paper bag.
The reason you will see, no doubt,
It is to keep the lightning out.
But what these unobservant birds
Have never noticed is that herds
Of wandering bears may come with buns
And steal the bags to hold the crumbs.
Still can't say I really follow this though :smt017
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#36 Post by MartDude » Wed Jun 09, 2010 7:20 pm

I thought it was a type of tobacco; as in fine shag, rough shag, best brown shag.
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#37 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Wed Jun 09, 2010 7:52 pm

and badgerpube-san

think you need to brush up on what a haiku is.....


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#38 Post by D-Rider » Wed Jun 09, 2010 8:07 pm

Aladinsaneuk wrote:and badgerpube-san

think you need to brush up on what a haiku is.....
Oh yeah .... you're right - it isn't ..... can't think why I said it was :smt053


I knew you'd be right about something one day. :smt117
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#39 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Wed Jun 09, 2010 8:48 pm

lol

touche


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#40 Post by Renevator » Thu Jun 10, 2010 10:03 am

Nooj wrote:One-bagger: Ugly bird, put a bag over her head while you shag her so you can't see her face.

Two-bagger: Ugly bird with a rough body, one bag over her head, plus one over your own so no one recognises you shagging a bird with a body like that.

Anyway, Yes Rene, I am now mobile and would be happy to trundle up to you, preferably I'd need eight bikes for that distance, six minimum. It'd be a two day event for those numbers though (bed in the van, not a problem for me :smt003 ) Hope that's OK?
Ok, thanks Nooj - will get back to you when I have the numbers.

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#41 Post by Falconihlist » Sun Nov 28, 2010 7:25 pm

Nooj, I'll drop you a line next week when I have worked out how much time I have off, to get the bike cleaned. Got to love electrics courses.
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#42 Post by Nooj » Tue Nov 30, 2010 5:12 pm

All cleaning is off while the temp is below freezing. All my water based chemicals have frozen in the van.
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#43 Post by Falconihlist » Wed Dec 01, 2010 12:53 pm

well that well and truelly blows that plan right out the window. Pity they still don't issue flamethrowers, that would keep the temperature right.
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#44 Post by Nooj » Wed Dec 01, 2010 8:59 pm

Having to postpone a lot of people at the moment.

Out of curiosity, why pick December to have the treatment done with all the usual shitty weather it brings when I've been sat twiddling my thumbs from March to mid September?

Not having a go here BTW, it's just everyone seems to want doing in the same ten weeks of the year when the weather gets crappy and I've been wondering why nobody's been booking in when I've had nothing to do? Trying to think of a way to get people in when there's plenty of good weather for me to work in so people don't have to keep getting messed around due to the usual freezing winter weather.
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#45 Post by Falconihlist » Wed Dec 01, 2010 9:04 pm

Simple answer, I only passed my test 4 weeks ago, so prior to that it wasn't an option as I am well out of your 40 mile catchment area unfortunately. It's not a major problem, I will just have to clean it inside while the weather is bad.
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