In their quest for world domination .....

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In their quest for world domination .....

#1 Post by D-Rider » Tue Jun 07, 2011 7:42 pm

..... those money grabbing, difficult to work with, purveyors of the iPhone and iPad have noticed that there is a gap in the market they had not fully exploited.
The cucumber, bean-sprout and other salad products have had free-rein of the nasty bug market.

Well, now they've fought back in the closely-related fruit market. We now have a designer Apple product ..... Yes, the have announced ..... i-coli.

It's much like the more common e-coli but adds more technicolour to your yawn - and charges you more for the privilege.
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#2 Post by Kwackerz » Tue Jun 07, 2011 7:48 pm

:smt005 :smt005
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#3 Post by Samray » Tue Jun 07, 2011 7:51 pm

:smt003
In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.

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#4 Post by MartDude » Tue Jun 07, 2011 11:05 pm

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