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Over-qualified.

#1 Post by Samray » Tue Dec 30, 2008 10:25 am

HR Manager to job candidate: "I see you've had no computer training. Although that qualifies you for upper management, it means you're under-qualified for our entry level positions."

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#2 Post by Gio » Tue Dec 30, 2008 11:52 am

Shouldn't this be in jokes? :smt003

BTW anyone can use a computer, think of it as being a typwriter with a screen.

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#3 Post by Kwackerz » Tue Dec 30, 2008 12:19 pm

Ive never watched videos on a typewriter before!
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#4 Post by Gio » Wed Dec 31, 2008 8:56 am

I've never watched video's on a pc either :smt005

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#5 Post by D-Rider » Wed Dec 31, 2008 10:54 am

Gio wrote:I've never watched video's on a pc either :smt005
Gio wrote: If you're interested I have a film of the Rye rideout of May 2007 ago (1 hours worth) and 750Mb worth. Sounds not so great but you can hear the induction from time to time.
I submit the evidence suggests otherwise me'lud.

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#6 Post by Samray » Sun Feb 08, 2009 1:28 pm


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#7 Post by Gio » Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:44 pm

D-Rider wrote:
Gio wrote:I've never watched video's on a pc either :smt005
Gio wrote: If you're interested I have a film of the Rye rideout of May 2007 ago (1 hours worth) and 750Mb worth. Sounds not so great but you can hear the induction from time to time.
I submit the evidence suggests otherwise me'lud.


Film not video, do please keep up. :smt003

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#8 Post by Gio » Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:47 pm



"To be effective, security has to be a compromise," Zimmerman says. "Because the only totally secure computer is one that is switched off, filled with concrete and dropped to the bottom of the Mariana Trench."

Why the hell did GB avoid the concrete boots :smt003

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