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flatlander
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The old ones are the best

#1 Post by flatlander » Tue May 15, 2012 7:58 pm

 
 
 
 

 

 
   
It's Hell to be Old  
   
OLD people have problems that you haven't 
even considered yet!   
  
       
An 85-year-old man was  requested by his  
Doctor for a sperm count as  part of his physical 
exam. 

The doctor gave  the man a jar and said, 'Take 
this jar home and bring back a  semen sample 
tomorrow.'  

The  next day the 85-year-old man reappeared 
at the doctor's office and  gave him the jar, 
which was as clean and empty  as on the  
previous day.   

The doctor asked what happened and the man 
explained, 'Well, doc, it's  like this -- first I tried 
with my right hand, but  nothing.  Then I tried 
with my left hand, but still  nothing.  

'Then I asked my wife for help.  She  tried with 
her right hand, then with her  left, still nothing.  
She tried with her mouth,  first with the teeth in,
then with her teeth out, still  nothing.  

'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door  
and she tried too, first with  both hands, then an 
armpit, and she even tried  squeezin' it between 
her knees, but still  nothing..' 

The doctor was shocked!  
 
 
  
'You asked your  neighbour?'    
  
The old  man replied,   
 
   
'Yep, none of us could get  the jar  open.'

 
 




 
For the avoidance of doubt and for the benefit of my wife, not everything I may say here will be absolutely true I may on ocassion embellish a little for effect.
That said when it comes to motorbikes, I like to ride side saddle with a nice frock

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#2 Post by Samray » Tue May 15, 2012 8:16 pm

:smt003
In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.

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