How do you titillate an ocelot?

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How do you titillate an ocelot?

#1 Post by mangocrazy » Sun Sep 10, 2017 11:06 pm

Q. How do you titillate an ocelot?

A. You oscillate its titsalot... (I believe this is called a spoonerism)

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Re: How do you titillate an ocelot?

#2 Post by fatboy » Mon Sep 11, 2017 4:54 pm

mangocrazy wrote:Q. How do you titillate an ocelot?

A. You oscillate its titsalot... (I believe this is called a spoonerism)
I'm not sure if that sort thing is legal.... :smt002
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#3 Post by D-Rider » Mon Sep 11, 2017 5:30 pm

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#4 Post by Gio » Tue Sep 12, 2017 3:07 pm

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