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A joke stolen from Radio 2

#1 Post by fatboy » Sat Sep 02, 2017 5:24 pm

A guy is spending the Bank holiday weekend with his brother and his family.
He walks into the kitchen one morning and asks his niece if they have a phone directory.
His niece gives a typical teenage sigh and says 'You're soooo old fashioned' and hands over her smart phone.
Anyway, to cut a long story short, wasp dead, phone broken and niece in tears
Cleverly disguised as an adult !

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#2 Post by Firestarter » Mon Sep 04, 2017 8:04 am

I like it!
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#3 Post by fatboy » Mon Sep 04, 2017 6:10 pm

not that many people get it
Cleverly disguised as an adult !

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#4 Post by Gio » Tue Sep 05, 2017 9:52 pm

hahahaha
I hate it when people ask if you have a bathroom, I want to say "No we pee in the garden"

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