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Harley and Hoovers

#1 Post by Gio » Thu Apr 27, 2017 6:58 pm

They have something in common at least, They both Suck. But there is a difference! You only get one dirt bag on a Hoover.
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#2 Post by fatboy » Sun Apr 30, 2017 5:24 pm

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#3 Post by DavShill » Thu Sep 07, 2017 3:18 pm

My brother in law has just bought a 1700cc Harley Breakout

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=harle ... I3p0yHznyM:

£18,600 :smt015 And it doesn't go round corners. Sounds good though

... forgot to say he (and she) have also bought HD open face helmets, HD jackets, facemasks thin gloves ........ and SOCKS !!!

I hope they don,t fall off because shes riding pillion in lycra leggings and baseball boots :smt018

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#4 Post by spiderwheels » Thu Sep 07, 2017 6:05 pm

DavShill wrote:
I hope they don,t fall off because shes riding pillion in lycra leggings and baseball boots :smt018
Leggings will be the least of her troubles when she face-plants the floor with just a piss-pot on her head
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#5 Post by fatboy » Sat Sep 09, 2017 3:39 pm

Everyone I know that bought a Harley has been disappointed in the end.
I admit they can be made to move, the V twin grunt appeals to me.
The truth is the build quality is crap to worse and they are so bloody pimative
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#6 Post by Gio » Sat Sep 09, 2017 6:43 pm

DavShill wrote:My brother in law has just bought a 1700cc Harley Breakout

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=harle ... I3p0yHznyM:

£18,600 :smt015 And it doesn't go round corners. Sounds good though

... forgot to say he (and she) have also bought HD open face helmets, HD jackets, facemasks thin gloves ........ and SOCKS !!!

I hope they don,t fall off because shes riding pillion in lycra leggings and baseball boots :smt018

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#7 Post by Greg » Sat Sep 09, 2017 9:36 pm

'Nuff said ...

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#8 Post by BikerGran » Sat Sep 09, 2017 10:17 pm

Did you know that 90% of all Harleys made are still on the road?
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#9 Post by Greg » Sun Sep 10, 2017 11:05 pm

I thought that was Land Rovers... Oh, come to think of it it's the same thing...
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#10 Post by Gio » Tue Sep 12, 2017 3:10 pm

Greg wrote:'Nuff said ...

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#11 Post by Gio » Tue Sep 12, 2017 3:12 pm

BikerGran wrote:Did you know that 90% of all Harleys made are still on the road?
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. - the other 10% made it home.....

Or by the side of the road?
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