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slickliner6 · #1 Post by **slickliner6** » Fri Aug 08, 2014 1:39 am

stolen from another forum,shameless aint i ???? lol......

The thing I love most about this hot weather is the short skirts and low cut tops.... although, they do make me look a bit gay.
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Following the tragic death of the Human Cannonball at the Kent Show, a spokesman said "We'll struggle to get another man of the same calibre."
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Just been to the gym. They've got a new machine in.
Only used it for half an hour, as I started to feel sick.
It's great though. It does everything –
Kit Kats, Mars Bars, Snickers, Potato Crisps, the lot.."
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Question - Are there too many immigrants in Britain ?
17% said yes; 11% said No; 72% said "I am not understanding the question please."
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Prince William says he doesn't want the traditional fruit cake at his wedding. Prince Phillip says he doesn't give a toss, he's still going.

Aladinsaneuk · #2 Post by **Aladinsaneuk** » Sat Aug 09, 2014 3:33 pm

I thought with the thread title it was going to be pictures of Howard, mart and Andy.....

slickliner6 · #3 Post by **slickliner6** » Sat Aug 09, 2014 7:31 pm

Aladinsaneuk wrote:I thought with the thread title it was going to be pictures of Howard, mart and Andy.....

Pete ,,,,leave your sexual preferences outa this .pmsl