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HowardQ
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#16 Post by HowardQ » Mon Jun 20, 2011 9:29 pm

Never mind Andy you could fit a couple of those bottles in the tassled leather saddle bags on your new Harley (tractor) when you next tour the Alps !
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#17 Post by Falcopops » Mon Jun 20, 2011 11:56 pm

D-Rider wrote:Better go for a wee before you set off .... at your time of life you don't want to be stopping 10 mins into your journey.
Don't BMW supply an aftermarket incontinence attachment?

I feel a mod coming on, mainly comprising a condom and some rubber tubing, although I reckon nursie probably has something available off the shelf.

Given the range of the GS it's getting more and more likely that it's going to be the human tank that fills before the petrol tank empties.

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#18 Post by randomsquid » Tue Jun 21, 2011 8:27 pm

Falcopops wrote: I feel a mod coming on, mainly comprising a condom and some rubber tubing, although I reckon nursie probably has something available off the shelf.
My mate Pete the piddling pup solved this quite effectively by just urinating all over my pillion seat...
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#19 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Tue Jun 21, 2011 8:29 pm

Will take supplies to the next meet for the old farts


Let's face it, you wouldn't go to a nurse to get good advice on a problem with a Falco - you'd choose an Engineer or a mechanic...


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#20 Post by D-Rider » Tue Jun 21, 2011 9:42 pm

Aladinsaneuk wrote:Will, take supplies to the next meet for the old farts
Have you got that, Will ?

Has Nursie given you a list of things to take?
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#21 Post by MartDude » Tue Jun 21, 2011 9:57 pm

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#22 Post by D-Rider » Tue Jun 21, 2011 10:05 pm

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :smt078
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