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SimonDk
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by SimonDk » Mon Nov 26, 2012 5:31 pm
As if the weather actually knew the calendar, the forecast here is for frosty, snowy conditions in a few days time. And salt on the roads accompanies.. So time to park the bike (snif), this year my sister and b-in-law's shed is to be home until spring. Just got in the last 120 km outing in mild, partly sunny conditions.
The bolts holding the front of the tank is at the bottom of the eylets, so I might drain the tank and let it vent during the winter - to see if it shrinks as the ethanol dries away?!
Sleep well, papa bear!

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HowardQ
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by HowardQ » Mon Nov 26, 2012 6:35 pm
Looks a decent place for it to hibernate!
Sleep well!
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fatboy
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by fatboy » Mon Nov 26, 2012 7:29 pm
No comfort blanket or favourite teddy bear ?
Cleverly disguised as an adult !
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randomsquid
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by randomsquid » Mon Nov 26, 2012 8:09 pm
I've got a mower like that.
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Aladinsaneuk
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by Aladinsaneuk » Mon Nov 26, 2012 8:58 pm
There may well be a hat in that photo
Very good work agent simon
Let's face it, you wouldn't go to a nurse to get good advice on a problem with a Falco - you'd choose an Engineer or a mechanic...
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SimonDk
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by SimonDk » Mon Nov 26, 2012 9:37 pm
Comfort blanket only applied post-photo.
Need a bit more clue-in on this hat business please, I'm not gettin it at all...
Maybe Azar knows where the hat is?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgdfcKtRQW8
'00 Falco fire red w/35.000km. New to me in '12.
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Aladinsaneuk
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by Aladinsaneuk » Mon Nov 26, 2012 9:55 pm
I am certain TARQUIN WILL EXPLAIN
as i am also certain he spent a long time examining the picture while swearing at us
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randomsquid
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by randomsquid » Mon Nov 26, 2012 10:57 pm
Ah yes, the hat.
I had a hat.
I left it at Mallory Park.
Aladdin kidnapped it.
Since then it has been travelling.
They find this amusing.
I make farty noises in their general direction.
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D-Rider
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by D-Rider » Mon Nov 26, 2012 11:00 pm
randomsquid wrote:
I make farty noises in their general direction.
We'd not noticed - we just thought it was Hanna
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Aladinsaneuk
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by Aladinsaneuk » Mon Nov 26, 2012 11:42 pm
you have been drinking hero juice again?
and we all know that girlies cannot fart - they can't keep their mouths closed for long enough to build up the pressure
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by MartDude » Mon Nov 26, 2012 11:56 pm
D-Rider wrote:randomsquid wrote:
I make farty noises in their general direction.
We'd not noticed - we just thought it was Hanna
Ah, yes - high-pressure fart + thong - grass blade between thumbs. The anal clarinet.
It flies sideways through time
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fatboy
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by fatboy » Tue Nov 27, 2012 7:29 pm
Random,did you recognize your hatt baby in SimonDK's link?
Just curious as to where it ended up.
Was it sent by Citylink ? Parcelforce ?
Could be anywhere
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by randomsquid » Tue Nov 27, 2012 8:10 pm
There's an RFID chip in it, which the hitman is using to track it.
I've said too much.

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Aladinsaneuk
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by Aladinsaneuk » Tue Nov 27, 2012 10:24 pm
there may have been a chip in it when you left it in the bar Ptolemy.....
but there is no chip in it now
and i personally am so glad i registered it for frequent flyer air miles....
Let's face it, you wouldn't go to a nurse to get good advice on a problem with a Falco - you'd choose an Engineer or a mechanic...