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#31 Post by Jadaris » Sat Jan 02, 2010 4:07 pm

Well he got his slap and things slowly coming together :smt001 and guess what I managed myself I stress to take the battery out of my SV as it was flat as a pancake :smt010

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#32 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Sat Jan 02, 2010 4:15 pm

now now - lets have the whole story about taking the battery out shall we?

who was it who was working through the haynes manual to do this?

and who was it who, when they finally got their seat off, could not see the battery?

and then who rang a friend to help find the battery?

and can anyone else wonder why i say we teach you spannering on the sv, before you play with the falco??


Let's face it, you wouldn't go to a nurse to get good advice on a problem with a Falco - you'd choose an Engineer or a mechanic...


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#33 Post by Kwackerz » Sat Jan 02, 2010 4:19 pm

:smt005 :smt005
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#34 Post by Jadaris » Sat Jan 02, 2010 4:26 pm

Aladinsaneuk wrote:now now - lets have the whole story about taking the battery out shall we?

who was it who was working through the haynes manual to do this?

and who was it who, when they finally got their seat off, could not see the battery?

and then who rang a friend to help find the battery?

and can anyone else wonder why i say we teach you spannering on the sv, before you play with the falco??
Did I mention that after taking out every single screw nut and bolt that the battery was the last thing I found so who knows how it goes back together :smt017

Only joking, well at least I managed to do something right pmsl

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#35 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Sat Jan 02, 2010 5:34 pm

now i have to be honest and at least say you did do it , and on your own

and am glad to say at least you have a tool set to do such things

oh - i have found you a trickle charger of your own as well


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#36 Post by D-Rider » Sat Jan 02, 2010 8:51 pm

.... and just in case we have any untutored people ....

When removing a battery, disconnect the -ve terminal first

When reconnecting a battery, reconnect the -ve terminal last

(on a -ve earthed bike or car .... as they all tend to be these days)
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#37 Post by Jadaris » Sat Jan 02, 2010 9:17 pm

Good thing I had my book, he being Pete told me to disconnect the positive first, think he's trying to do me in??? :smt013

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#38 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Sat Jan 02, 2010 9:28 pm

doh - mistype on my behalf


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#39 Post by Jadaris » Sat Jan 02, 2010 9:50 pm

Mistype!!! Good thing I trusted my book over you then hey :smt002

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#40 Post by Samray » Sat Jan 02, 2010 10:05 pm

The only good excuse for ever trusting a Haynes. :smt002

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#41 Post by D-Rider » Sat Jan 02, 2010 10:59 pm

Jadaris wrote:Mistype!!! Good thing I trusted my book over you then hey :smt002
Let's just hope his medical skills are somewhat better than his abilities as a mechanic (or as a maker of excuses)!



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#42 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Sat Jan 02, 2010 11:27 pm

mutters

and yes - it was a mistype - getting used to a poxy normal mobile keypad for texting is bad enough with out playing with symbols....


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#43 Post by MartDude » Sun Jan 03, 2010 1:14 am

Aladinsaneuk wrote:
playing with symbols....
Ah, you're a drummer. That explains it
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#44 Post by Firestarter » Mon Jan 04, 2010 8:39 am

Aladinsaneuk wrote:and am glad to say at least you have a tool to do such things
Now now Pete, no need to refer to yourself as a tool... :smt002
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#45 Post by Jadaris » Mon Jan 04, 2010 9:40 am

pmsl that's good :smt005

But yes really Pete is my handy tool :smt005 and a bloody good tool at that but the other day when battery was flat I had to DIY and today the battery goes back on so let's just see if I can put it back together :smt002

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