Zorst repacking

[Samray]

Is that how you get rid of the chicken strips on your bike too?

[ligloo]

thats either amazingly good or amazingly BAD parking

[Pierre]

His car licenseplate reads: Chip....

Not quite


Guess what my surname is!

I can see it now.

Its 7pm at the beach bar and the lights just starting to fade. Still hot and clammy and so the laydee's are milling about scantily clad, grabing a cooling cocktail after an evening swim, absentmindedly combing the tampons and used bogroll from their hair.
Heads turn as the tall dark stranger makes his way confidentley to the bar , his miami-vice crimpoline jacket giving him the movie star look. Women dont scare him, he's a predator on the prowl and easily slides in between the two most beautiful amazons and orders his usual image concious drink, whisky and water. On the rocks. Always impresses them, always.
"who the feck are yee - puttin' waata and ice in the same glass like hiney?" the geordie amazon growls.
"who am i ? " he says quietly, calmly and takes a sip of his drink. "the names Mcknzy, Chip Mcknzy and i have magic fingers"
"mgc fngrs , wht thy call u tht 4?" the manchester chav amazon abbriviates
Another swig of drink, this time finishing it off allowing him to crack it down onto the bar and give them an award winning look-to-the-side while brushing his fingers through the geordie slappers hair, "I fuck everything I touch, just ask about me on apriliaridersite"

[Falcopops]

'kin pissed mesel.

your post time says 3:15pm, but with the tme difference it's about 00:15 so I reckon your pissed again.

Mind youit could be the middle of the afternoon and you hard northern boys are probably just reeling home after a quick 8 pint lunch for a casual vomit, change of clothes and a black pudding butty before heading out on the pull for the evening.

[FlyingKiwi]

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