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#16 Post by randomsquid » Sun Oct 06, 2013 1:42 pm

flatlander wrote:
zoidberg wrote:You into sheep squid?
There fixed that for you :smt002
I dunno, fuck one sheep and you'll never hear the last of it. :smt011
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#17 Post by zoidberg » Sun Oct 06, 2013 2:06 pm

randomsquid wrote:
zoidberg wrote:You in NDT squid?
Was. Twenty years behind the set man and boy. :smt001
I keep getting bored and going and doing something else for a bit.
Did a job for my old lot round Christmas, probably go back at some point but I'm really enjoying myself not NDTing at the minute.
ahh.

I've been in NDT for 8 years. Mainly on Tofd but keep my hand in with UT. I stay away from RT mind. Nasty stuff. :smt002

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#18 Post by mangocrazy » Sun Oct 06, 2013 7:47 pm

zoidberg wrote:
randomsquid wrote:
zoidberg wrote:You in NDT squid?
Was. Twenty years behind the set man and boy. :smt001
I keep getting bored and going and doing something else for a bit.
Did a job for my old lot round Christmas, probably go back at some point but I'm really enjoying myself not NDTing at the minute.
ahh.

I've been in NDT for 8 years. Mainly on Tofd but keep my hand in with UT. I stay away from RT mind. Nasty stuff. :smt002
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#19 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Sun Oct 06, 2013 8:41 pm

ewe'll be sorry you asked

indeed - you may even be sheepish


Let's face it, you wouldn't go to a nurse to get good advice on a problem with a Falco - you'd choose an Engineer or a mechanic...


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#20 Post by MartDude » Sun Oct 06, 2013 8:52 pm

Ad it may involve sheep troughs
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#21 Post by robbier6 » Sun Oct 06, 2013 8:56 pm

how very bizarre....I do non destructive testing on industrial hoses in breweries, petrochemical sites etc...off to coca-cola on Tuesday.

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#22 Post by mangocrazy » Sun Oct 06, 2013 9:19 pm

Hmmm - non-destructive testing of sheep... I wonder what they're testing for? I must admit I prefer sheep slow cooked with garlic and rosemary.

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#23 Post by flatlander » Sun Oct 06, 2013 9:34 pm

Unlike squid and Alad who prefer theirs tossed... Allegedly :smt003
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#24 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Mon Oct 07, 2013 5:37 am

better than doing it by hand geoff.....


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#25 Post by robbier6 » Mon Oct 07, 2013 7:18 am

Yes, it's a bit like cow tipping :smt003

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#26 Post by randomsquid » Mon Oct 07, 2013 5:22 pm

mangocrazy wrote:Hmmm - non-destructive testing of sheep... I wonder what they're testing for?
I performed an impromptu impact test on a sheep. Doesn't really count as NDT because the sheep was well and truly destructed. Not sure of the results because I was face down in a ditch.
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#27 Post by randomsquid » Mon Oct 07, 2013 5:32 pm

zoidberg wrote:
I've been in NDT for 8 years. Mainly on Tofd but keep my hand in with UT. I stay away from RT mind. Nasty stuff. :smt002
It's okay as long as you don't let the x-ray pixies out. Then you have to spend the rest of the day reading the paper. I had to explain this to the gaffer on more than one occasion.

I had a UT ticket, but it bothers me, something witchy about it.
I did a bit a couple of years ago to check the results of a dubious immersion tank set-up. Borrowed a set, fiddled with it for an hour and then took it back to get an old one with twiddly knobs on that I could actually use. Bloody kids and their computer this and digital other.
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#28 Post by zoidberg » Mon Oct 07, 2013 6:40 pm

A trusty old usk 7 by any chance?

I'm lazy and do use a digi set they are getting better but still not quite as compatible an a scan as the old analogue sets.

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#29 Post by mangocrazy » Mon Oct 07, 2013 9:23 pm

randomsquid wrote:
mangocrazy wrote:Hmmm - non-destructive testing of sheep... I wonder what they're testing for?
I performed an impromptu impact test on a sheep. Doesn't really count as NDT because the sheep was well and truly destructed. Not sure of the results because I was face down in a ditch.
That post caused spontaneous spraying of red wine over monitor and keyboard... :smt005

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#30 Post by Firestarter » Mon Oct 07, 2013 9:31 pm

randomsquid wrote:Not sure of the results because I was face down in a ditch.
A position a few of our members seem to exercise on a semi-regular basis...

Friend of mine hit a sheep in his Volvo while going over Corney Fell (Cumbria). Sheep literally exploded
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