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Ridiculous injury award goes to....
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 1:23 pm
by fatboy
ME !
Its the early hours of the morning, my mind and body start talking
Im awake,why?
Your bladder is full, off you go !
Im back, thats better, bliss in fact !
Good, now fall back into bed and carry on with that wonderfull sleep !
Ok, Im free falling now....
BANG, Im fully awake now,lightening bolts of pain in my foot, Im on the floor next to the bed
Broken big toe, broken little toe
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 5:08 pm
by randomsquid
How did you miss the middle toes?
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 7:15 pm
by fatboy
The same question asked by the doctor at A & E !
Dont know, same reason I missed the bed ?
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 7:45 pm
by D-Rider
If that's what you do falling from the height of a bed, don't ever consider sky-diving ..............
Hope the toes heal quickly
....... and ................
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 6:16 pm
by fatboy
DR, I think I have proved my internal guidance system/ auto pilot is not 100% reliable so no no no skydiving for me !
The auto pilot always lies, telling me 'Its Sunday again so switch the alarm clock off'
Toes will take 6 ish weeks to heal so Ive learnt to walk without bending my right foot
Wouldnt have this shit if I was a Terminator !
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 6:50 pm
by randomsquid
I've tried broken toes, it's shit. You have my commiserations.
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 11:15 pm
by Gio
Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch and ouch.
I've had 3 broken toes in my left foot, mostly cos I used to like kicking newel posts at the bottom of the stairs.
My little toe on my left foot is now at 90 degrees to where it should be nail wise
Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 4:02 am
by blinkey501
Gio wrote:Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch and ouch.
I've had 3 broken toes in my left foot, mostly cos I used to like kicking newel posts at the bottom of the stairs.
My little toe on my left foot is now at 90 degrees to where it should be nail wise
Never broke my toes but i have stood on a 3 pin plug in the dark.
It bruised inside the arch of my foot.
It must have been more painfull than child birth...............Hannah comments
Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 11:01 am
by slickliner6
Had a few broken toes in the past (thanks to my karate school)
worst i ever had was all toes on right foot broken at same time.
walked like a constipated duck for 3 weeks.
so yes.....loads of sympathy for ya.
Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 12:47 pm
by flatlander
Several broken toes just getting over the last one, the little one know the big one keeps breaking in the same place at football. No fun are they :(
Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 2:10 pm
by fatboy
Give up football ???
Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 2:46 pm
by flatlander
Hat and stay at home or at work an extra 8-10 hours
Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 7:37 pm
by fatboy
Football wearing steelies then
Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 8:46 pm
by Samray
FFS !
I thought this was a safely poofball free zone!
Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 9:24 pm
by flatlander
Did you know Spain won their quarter final game 2-0 in the Euro 2012 football championship tonight ... No ? I didn't think so ... And it gets better they beat the French