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Lmao

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 7:48 pm
by slickliner6
I was in the pub and noticed 2 large girls by the bar. They both had strong accents so I said 'Hi, are you 2 girls from Scotland?' One of them chirped 'It's WALES you fucking idiot!!' So I immediately apologised and said 'Sorry, are you 2 whales from Scotland?' Then it all kicked off!

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 8:45 pm
by Kwackerz
:smt005 :smt005 :smt005 brilliant!

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 8:48 pm
by Aladinsaneuk
fat bird came up to me in the pub the other night

She said "hi, my name is Anita"

I replied:

"No shit sherlock...."

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 7:19 pm
by fatboy
Aladin, took a second :smt005