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I'm fine, thank you for asking.... do you want a pizza?

Goldie wrote:I'm fine, thank you for asking.... do you want a pizza?

Do you deliver to Surrey from Aberdeen?

Mind you, it says something when someone with their own catering business has to send out for a pizza.

D-Rider wrote:Do you deliver to Surrey from Aberdeen?

Can't guarantee the quality of the product on arrival, but if you pay me enough I'll deliver pretty much anything anywhere.

No Pizzas from me

I’m not as keen as Gio on these frivolous posts, so lets move this on to something more interesting/technical/Falco related. Lets just delve a bit deeper into the idea of deliverin a Pizza from Aberdeen to Gio in Surrey. First need the right sort of containers for the pizzas, then some throw over bags with long straps, so the pizzas can be kept warm by the exhaust cans. Preferably need race cans as they run a bit hotter than standard cans. Then need to make sure the wind chill effect doesn’t counteract the heating effect of the cans. Would a belly pan help the airflow around the pizzas.
Next thing is adjusting the ride height on the the Mille shock, then adjust preload the for the extra weight , then again should we try the Ohlins that we bought last year and never got round to fitting. The superior ride quality might help us keep the filling on the pizzas. And finally will the weight of the pizzas be too much for the standard Falco sidestand. Have we got time to fit the Suzuki Firestorm unit we got off ebay last year but never worked out which bits needed welding and grinding and sort all this out before the pizzas go cold.
About this time Kwacks or somebody will probably come in and move this thread into the technical section.
Oops - lost my thread, literally.
What were we going on about ???
What was all that bollox about post whoring

Must get back to work now.

I've had a cold for a week which is now a chest/throat infection that feels like someone is stabbing me from the inside out each time i cough,i have been on holiday and did not get all my jobs that i wanted to do done,the boats not ready for launching,none of the bikes have been serviced and my car hasnt been seviced........


on the upside ....theres no friggin way i'm going in to work tomorrow feeling like this

Skivin git ! I'm gonna withhold my taxes.

I been to the pub at lunch time so I dinnae feel like doin any work.

What about ya?

K_D wrote:I've had a cold for a week which is now a chest/throat infection that feels like someone is stabbing me from the inside out each time i cough,i have been on holiday and did not get all my jobs that i wanted to do done,the boats not ready for launching,none of the bikes have been serviced and my car hasnt been seviced........


on the upside ....theres no friggin way i'm going in to work tomorrow feeling like this

sounds seriously like man flu.

The next freakin person that freakin calls this freakin illness freakin man flu is gonna die


Took the cat to the vets,annual booster,croaked to vet (female) that cat was ok .......so she says .........you not feeling well?......man flu is it ........


she was about the 5 th freakin smug female to hit me with that in a freakin week .........i dont usually catch colds/flu,in fact its been years since ive had anything like this.It was given to me very kindly by the local landlady who had just came back from basingstoke and started coughing and spluttering some foregn germs about...........

Better than getting bird flu

K_D wrote:The next freakin person that freakin calls this freakin illness freakin man flu is gonna die


Took the cat to the vets,annual booster,croaked to vet (female) that cat was ok .......so she says .........you not feeling well?......man flu is it ........


she was about the 5 th freakin smug female to hit me with that in a freakin week .........i dont usually catch colds/flu,in fact its been years since ive had anything like this.It was given to me very kindly by the local landlady who had just came back from basingstoke and started coughing and spluttering some foregn germs about...........

i'm not ready to die yet so best say sorry.

Well I suspect that the reason we get this "man flu" jibe so often is the amount of people who moan about having flu when all they really have is a cold or chest infection or headache or sore throat etc.....

When you have flu you won't be running around telling people - you'll be in bed .

fastasfcuk wrote:

K_D wrote:I've had a cold for a week which is now a chest/throat infection that feels like someone is stabbing me from the inside out each time i cough,i have been on holiday and did not get all my jobs that i wanted to do done,the boats not ready for launching,none of the bikes have been serviced and my car hasnt been seviced........


on the upside ....theres no friggin way i'm going in to work tomorrow feeling like this

sounds seriously like man flu.

nah 'tis everyone flu - chesty coff coff thingy like someone is taking a wire brush to your breathing apparatus- nasty, and hangs about for ages

burds did get it also