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Christmas Cracker Jokes

#1 Post by Samray » Thu Dec 22, 2011 11:59 pm

Must be time for this thread. :smt002
and your starter for one .........

How do they make cheese in Wales?








Caerphilly.


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In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.
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#2 Post by fatboy » Sat Dec 24, 2011 5:55 pm

Why does the zoo keeper only clean the ant eater cage once a week?
Cos its Aardvark !
(you started it ! )
Cleverly disguised as an adult !
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#3 Post by k1w1boy » Wed Jan 04, 2012 9:46 pm

...corduroy pillows are making headlines!
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#4 Post by Viking » Thu Jan 05, 2012 1:42 am

Q: When's the best time to buy a chicken?

A: When it's going cheep-cheep!
It's the V-twin thing. There's just something about it that inline-4s don't have at all, and V-4s don't have enough of.
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