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The old lady.....

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 7:55 pm
by BikerGran
was pulled over by the police and asked for her car paperwork.

"I see you've got a firearms license" said the officer "are you carrying any weapons?"

"Yes" said the old lady "I've got a Magnum in the glove compartment, a Glock in my handbag, a Luger under my seat, and a pump-action shot gun in the boot".

"Blimey!" said the officer, "what are you afraid of?" to which the old lady replies.................

"F*ck all actually "

:smt066

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 8:06 pm
by Samray
:smt003

Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 6:50 pm
by snapdragon
:smt005

Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:54 pm
by HowardQ
:smt005 :smt005