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Whats the difference between ?

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 6:03 pm
by fatboy
Maybe this is funnier hearing it rather than reading it but here goes,
Q) Whats the difference between a magicians wand and a policemans truncheon?
A) One is used for cunning stunts, the other is used for apprehending criminals

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 6:09 pm
by MartDude
Why are police horses unique among mammals?

They're the only ones with a c*nt halfway up their backs

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 7:09 pm
by mangocrazy
Q. Why do sharks never attack bankers?

A. Professional courtesy.

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 7:11 pm
by mangocrazy
Q. What's the difference between a woman with PMT and a terrorist?

A. You can negotiate with a terrorist.