Trains going along clackety clack clackety clack when it goes into a tunnel and all that can be heard is THWACK!
They come out and the French guy is holding his bloodied face the blonde looks at him and thinks dirty French swine obviously tried to have a feel in the tunnel grabbed the nun by mistake and she's given him what for
The nun looks and thinks depraved French peasant has obviously tried to grab the poor blonde girl and she's rightly given him what for ... Quite right too!
The English bloke looks smirks and thinks I can't wait for the next tunnel so I can smack the French bloke again!!
