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Welcome to France Please show passports

Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2011 9:51 pm
by Kwackerz
An elderly British gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane.

At the French immigration desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag.

"You have been to France before, Monsieur?" the Immigration officer asked, sarcastically.
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The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously.

"Then you should know well enough to have your passport ready."

The British gentleman says, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."

"Impossible. The British always have to show their passports on arrival in France!"

The elderly gentleman gave the French Immigration Officer a long hard look.

Then he quietly explained;

"Well, the last time I was here, I came ashore on Juno Beach on D-Day in June 1944, and I couldn't find any fucking Frenchmen to show it to."

Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2011 10:18 pm
by Samray
:smt003

Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2011 10:53 am
by Falconihlist
Class, taxing this for bookface :smt001

Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2011 11:55 am
by Willopotomas
top quality! :smt003

Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2011 8:44 pm
by snapdragon
:smt003 beaut

Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 7:04 am
by paddyz1
Ha Ha. Excellent

I have stolen this for another site :smt001 :smt003

Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 9:08 am
by D-Rider
paddyz1 wrote:Ha Ha. Excellent

I have stolen this for another site :smt001 :smt003
You're not causing bother on "Les motos Francais" again are you .........

:smt018