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Samray
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Twins

#1 Post by Samray » Sun Jul 31, 2011 10:30 am

A show-off bloke swans into a bar and declares to all his mates, "I've just had it off with my girlfriend and her twin!"
One of his mates is curious, and asks, "How do you tell them apart?"
"Easy," replies the satisfied bloke, ..............



............"Her brother's got a moustache!"
In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.

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#2 Post by MartDude » Sun Jul 31, 2011 4:34 pm

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