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Posted: **Mon Mar 19, 2007 12:52 pm**

my wife stole my porker off me a while ago, so I went out and bought an audi a4 quattro... her little eyes lit up, and probably due to the enhanced shoe carrying capability, she stole that one off me at the beginining of Febuary

(Nothing to do with having trashed two fog lights, a side light and broke the electric windows on the porker of course!)

Sooooo - I finished replacing all sorts of bits, and gave her the porker back yesterday...... Today I get to drive the audi, and it drives like a piece of shit - no pick up, engine over revving and no real power. I asked her how long it had been doing this..... "Oh a few weeks now - since I filled up the car on february 19th.... at Tescos....

Can you tell whats coming?

So, I do a check on the web, and sure enough, the Beccles Tesco was one of the garages affected by shagged petrol.... She looks over my shoulder and asks why I am checking it as she had asked them about the petrol and they said all was fine.... YEAH RIGHT

So - Car is now booked in for a diagnostic test tomorrow..... and is already looking bloody expensive - hopefully Tesco will be paying though

Anyway, she drives off to work and calls me - to say that the electric window was sticking so she forced it down.. and now it will not work.....

Only thing I can say is - its a bloody good job that vibrators are idiot proof - because if they weren't the little MemSahibs would soon learn about poxy mechanical things!

(Sorry I just had to rant!)

Posted: **Mon Mar 19, 2007 12:58 pm**

how did you get your other half to put petrol in.

Posted: **Mon Mar 19, 2007 2:43 pm**

fastasfcuk wrote:how did you get your other half to put petrol in.

I imagine its a bit like their credit cards, they look at theirs and use yours.

Posted: **Mon Mar 19, 2007 3:00 pm**

I'm sorry but.... what the hell is a porker ?

Posted: **Mon Mar 19, 2007 3:43 pm**

not mine, but very similar - a black porsche 944 s

Posted: **Mon Mar 19, 2007 3:51 pm**

I'd have put money on it being black !

Posted: **Mon Mar 19, 2007 4:06 pm**

of course - I always want the fast colour !

Posted: **Mon Mar 19, 2007 4:50 pm**

Aladinsaneuk wrote:of course - I always want the fast colour !

Well you want this one then, seeing as white or silver are the fastest

or this

Posted: **Mon Mar 19, 2007 4:54 pm**

It's so fast it's numbers can't keep up

Posted: **Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:02 pm**

Rickyrock wrote:It's so fast it's numbers can't keep up

They're on the side of the car

Posted: **Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:09 pm**

Gio wrote:
Rickyrock wrote:It's so fast it's numbers can't keep up
They're on the side of the car

Top one is 19 bottom one is 7

Posted: **Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:15 pm**

Rickyrock wrote:
Gio wrote:
Rickyrock wrote:It's so fast it's numbers can't keep up
They're on the side of the car
Top one is 19 bottom one is 7

2 different cars from 2 different race series

Posted: **Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:36 pm**

Gio wrote:Well you want this one then, seeing as white or silver are the fastest

Sorry I forgot that this was Giologic at work here

Posted: **Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:53 pm**

Rickyrock wrote:
Gio wrote:Well you want this one then, seeing as white or silver are the fastest
Sorry I forgot that this was Giologic at work here

Between the 1st and 2nd pics there is a word (or)

Posted: **Mon Mar 19, 2007 7:05 pm**

Gio wrote:
Rickyrock wrote:
Gio wrote:Well you want this one then, seeing as white or silver are the fastest
Sorry I forgot that this was Giologic at work here
Between the 1st and 2nd pics there is a word (or)

Whatever

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