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Senior Texting Codes

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 4:43 pm
by MartDude
Lifted from another Forum :

Senior Texting Codes

ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CGU: Can't get up
SUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OSMG: Oh, sorry. My Gas!
PIMP: Pooped in my pants
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 4:50 pm
by Samray
There are three or four there I use fairly often.
Now ... do I stop using them? or use them more. :smt017

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 11:22 am
by HowardQ
Thanks Mart, at my age I am sure I should be taking must of them on board. :smt003

Just need to get the skill of texting into my dyslexic fingers and I am away now!

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 5:08 pm
by joecrx
look forward to using them in a few years :smt005

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:08 pm
by BikerGran
joecrx wrote:look forward to using them in a few years :smt005
No-one loves a smart-arse! :smt019

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:11 pm
by D-Rider
BikerGran wrote:
joecrx wrote:look forward to using them in a few years :smt005
No-one loves a smart-arse! :smt019
.......... shouldn't that be "NOLSA" ........ :smt002

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:55 pm
by BikerGran
Nope! When I text I use whole words with proper punctuation!

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 8:24 pm
by D-Rider
BikerGran wrote:Nope! When I text I use whole words with proper punctuation!
Ah good! So do I :smt003

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 9:03 pm
by Samray
me 2

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 9:22 pm
by Kwackerz
WTF?

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 2:06 pm
by MartDude
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