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Sexy French Poodle

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:15 pm
by LegendGirl
Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.

The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.

Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, "The first one who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me."

The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, "I love liver and cheese."

"Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever."

She turns to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and says "How well can you do?"

"Um, I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever..

"My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Lab's sentence."

She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about you, little guy?"

The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua.

He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says,

"Liver alone. Cheese mine."

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:48 pm
by falcomunky
Groan! :smt005

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:18 pm
by Rickyrock
Here's your hat and coat LG






Taxi :smt006

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:39 pm
by Samray
C'mon, wasn't that bad ... for an American :smt002

How are you Leggy? :smt001

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:03 pm
by crosstowntraffic
:smt044

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:07 pm
by LegendGirl
Samray wrote:C'mon, wasn't that bad ... for an American :smt002

How are you Leggy? :smt001
Hey, be nice to the Yank!

I'm fine, Sam. Freezing my arse off, thanks very much. It was 26 degrees below zero Farenheit this morning. :smt009

How're you? Fine, I hope. :smt001

Police today have..... (Normal PC warnings etc!)

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:22 pm
by Aladinsaneuk
Police today have arrested a man after finding him throwing petrol over muslims, then trying to set them alight.

When they asked him what he was doing, allegedly he replied "About 15 to the gallon...."

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:36 pm
by falcomunky
Now thats funny... :smt005 :smt002 :smt005

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 11:01 pm
by Samray
:smt003