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In 1872 the Kiwi’s invented the condom by using a sheep intestine.

In 1873 the remainder of the world (apart form the Welsh) refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the sheep first.

For an Aussie that's almost good

Two Aussie cattle drovers standing in an Outback bar.

One asked, "What are you up to, Mate?"

Ahh, I'm takin' a mob of 6000 from Goondiwindi to Gympie."

"Oh yeah ... and what route are you takin'?"

"Ah, probably the Missus; after all, she stuck by me durin' the drought."

Nice one Dale!