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Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train.
His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp.
" What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender.
" Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy.
" That little shit, O'Conner," says Sean.
"He couldn't do that to you; he must have had something in his hand."
"That he did," says Paddy. "A shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it."
" Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself.
Didn't you have something in your hand?"
"That I did," said Paddy.
"Mrs. O'Conner's breast. And a thing of beauty it was; but useless in a fight."

........... bet he felt a right tit ...........





OK, I'll get my coat.

Actually it was the left one, he was right handed!

HowardQ wrote:Actually it was the left one, he was right handed!

You seem to know a lot about this Howie

[ "Mrs. O'Conner's breast. And a thing of beauty it was; but useless in a fight."[/quote]


How do you know that Mrs O'Conner hadn't set him up..........................

It could have been a booby trap.

crosstowntraffic wrote:[ "Mrs. O'Conner's breast. And a thing of beauty it was; but useless in a fight."


How do you know that Mrs O'Conner hadn't set him up..........................

It could have been a booby trap.

That's a bit of a slurr against Mrs O'Conner - I know she has her knockers but that's quite an unsupported allegation (other than by Mr Murphy's hand of course).