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shocking news

Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 5:04 pm
by Aladinsaneuk
am sad to report that our own malteaser has had an unfortunate accident

due to circumstances beyong even her blondest control, she no longer wishes to be known as malteaser..... apparently a close friend has told her that Milky Way is a far prettier name.....

still brown on the outside, but light and fluffy inside....



(I was so tempted to say mouse brown but i am not that brave - and most mice are not piebald so.....)

Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 6:52 pm
by D-Rider
So what happened?

I'm presuming from the tone that both she and the ultra-rare green one are fine.

.... and why Milky Way? .... I'd have thought you'd have chosen that very similar item of confectionery the Mars Bar ..... much the same - just a bit more sticky ... and the slogan says

Image

Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 8:03 pm
by Aladinsaneuk
Am sorry for any who thought something bad had happened... Nothing she is fine... About to bitch slap me but fine....

And thanks for your concern andy - about the bike I note!

Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 8:24 pm
by D-Rider
Aladinsaneuk wrote:Am sorry for any who thought something bad had happened... Nothing she is fine... About to bitch slap me but fine....

And thanks for your concern andy - about the bike I note!
Wouldn't have been worried if it were a common or garden black one and would have put out the bunting if it were one of the colour that brings shame on the brand
:smt003

.... so tell us, what's all this about then?

Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 8:41 pm
by Aladinsaneuk
hair colour change

well, parts of it have changed....

apparently i am not allowed to use words like piebald anymore either

or grey

Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 10:11 pm
by MartDude
D-Rider wrote:So what happened?

I'm presuming from the tone that both she and the ultra-rare green one are fine.

.... and why Milky Way? .... I'd have thought you'd have chosen that very similar item of confectionery the Mars Bar ..... much the same - just a bit more sticky ... and the slogan says

Image
Hmm - Mars Bars - seem to remember something involving them, Marianne Faithfull & Mick Jagger - that where you're coming from?

Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 11:06 pm
by D-Rider
MartDude wrote:
Hmm - Mars Bars - seem to remember something involving them, Marianne Faithfull & Mick Jagger - that where you're coming from?
Nope .... sorry, you've lost me there

Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 4:48 am
by Falcopops
D-Rider wrote:
MartDude wrote:
Hmm - Mars Bars - seem to remember something involving them, Marianne Faithfull & Mick Jagger - that where you're coming from?
you've lost mine in there
Yup that's apparently what she said

Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 8:07 am
by Aladinsaneuk
http://tafkac.org/sex/mick_jagger_mars_bar.html

love the way she denied it.... like you can remember what you do on acid....

Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 7:29 pm
by Nooj
I can remember all of it, some of the best fun I've ever had! :smt101 :smt110 :smt119 :smt103 :smt096 :smt082 :smt073 :smt051 :smt026 :smt023 :smt031 :smt040

Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 10:14 pm
by Falcopops
+1