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#1 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Sun May 02, 2010 5:04 pm

am sad to report that our own malteaser has had an unfortunate accident

due to circumstances beyong even her blondest control, she no longer wishes to be known as malteaser..... apparently a close friend has told her that Milky Way is a far prettier name.....

still brown on the outside, but light and fluffy inside....



(I was so tempted to say mouse brown but i am not that brave - and most mice are not piebald so.....)


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#2 Post by D-Rider » Sun May 02, 2010 6:52 pm

So what happened?

I'm presuming from the tone that both she and the ultra-rare green one are fine.

.... and why Milky Way? .... I'd have thought you'd have chosen that very similar item of confectionery the Mars Bar ..... much the same - just a bit more sticky ... and the slogan says

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#3 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Sun May 02, 2010 8:03 pm

Am sorry for any who thought something bad had happened... Nothing she is fine... About to bitch slap me but fine....

And thanks for your concern andy - about the bike I note!


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#4 Post by D-Rider » Sun May 02, 2010 8:24 pm

Aladinsaneuk wrote:Am sorry for any who thought something bad had happened... Nothing she is fine... About to bitch slap me but fine....

And thanks for your concern andy - about the bike I note!
Wouldn't have been worried if it were a common or garden black one and would have put out the bunting if it were one of the colour that brings shame on the brand
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.... so tell us, what's all this about then?
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#5 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Sun May 02, 2010 8:41 pm

hair colour change

well, parts of it have changed....

apparently i am not allowed to use words like piebald anymore either

or grey


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#6 Post by MartDude » Sun May 02, 2010 10:11 pm

D-Rider wrote:So what happened?

I'm presuming from the tone that both she and the ultra-rare green one are fine.

.... and why Milky Way? .... I'd have thought you'd have chosen that very similar item of confectionery the Mars Bar ..... much the same - just a bit more sticky ... and the slogan says

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Hmm - Mars Bars - seem to remember something involving them, Marianne Faithfull & Mick Jagger - that where you're coming from?
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#7 Post by D-Rider » Sun May 02, 2010 11:06 pm

MartDude wrote:
Hmm - Mars Bars - seem to remember something involving them, Marianne Faithfull & Mick Jagger - that where you're coming from?
Nope .... sorry, you've lost me there
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#8 Post by Falcopops » Mon May 03, 2010 4:48 am

D-Rider wrote:
MartDude wrote:
Hmm - Mars Bars - seem to remember something involving them, Marianne Faithfull & Mick Jagger - that where you're coming from?
you've lost mine in there
Yup that's apparently what she said

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#9 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Mon May 03, 2010 8:07 am

http://tafkac.org/sex/mick_jagger_mars_bar.html

love the way she denied it.... like you can remember what you do on acid....


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#10 Post by Nooj » Mon May 03, 2010 7:29 pm

I can remember all of it, some of the best fun I've ever had! :smt101 :smt110 :smt119 :smt103 :smt096 :smt082 :smt073 :smt051 :smt026 :smt023 :smt031 :smt040
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#11 Post by Falcopops » Mon May 03, 2010 10:14 pm

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