Speeding
Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:00 am
Guy gets stopped for speeding.
The copper says "wheres your documents?"
"In the glove compartment with my gun!"
"You've got a gun?"
"Yeah I shot the woman in the boot when I knicked the car".
The copper gets on the radio
"I need assistance".
Loads of squad cars turn up, the armed response ask
wheres the gun?
"I have'nt got one! "
"Wheres the body?"
"What body? I bet the lying twat said I was speeding too".
The copper says "wheres your documents?"
"In the glove compartment with my gun!"
"You've got a gun?"
"Yeah I shot the woman in the boot when I knicked the car".
The copper gets on the radio
"I need assistance".
Loads of squad cars turn up, the armed response ask
wheres the gun?
"I have'nt got one! "
"Wheres the body?"
"What body? I bet the lying twat said I was speeding too".
