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so after easter...

Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 10:35 pm
by Aladinsaneuk
just questioning folk....

Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 10:38 pm
by HisNibbs
I think not from the same planet. I've never washed my leathers.

Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 10:43 pm
by D-Rider
I understand that these phenomena may have greater effect on riders of Falcos of certain colour ..... some correlation to the rareness of the colour.

I can't see any scientific reason for that being the case but that's the info I gathered from my source,

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:19 am
by MartDude
Crikey - Pete in a g-string - there's an image to conjure with

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 7:18 am
by fastasfcuk
MartDude wrote:Crikey - Pete in a g-string - there's an image to conjure with
there'an image i'm blocking from my imagination. :smt009

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 7:24 am
by Firestarter
fastasfcuk wrote:
MartDude wrote:Crikey - Pete in a g-string - there's an image to conjure with
there'an image i'm blocking from my imagination. :smt009
Come on, I paid for my breakfast, I don't want to waste it...

I wonder if these questions are directed at the forum, at himself, or at someone liable to give him a good slap... :smt002

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 8:37 am
by D-Rider
Firestarter wrote:
fastasfcuk wrote:
MartDude wrote:Crikey - Pete in a g-string - there's an image to conjure with
there'an image i'm blocking from my imagination. :smt009
Come on, I paid for my breakfast, I don't want to waste it...

I wonder if these questions are directed at the forum, at himself, or at someone liable to give him a good slap... :smt002
He tells me it's the slapper

..... no, hang on, that didn't come out quite right .........

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 11:48 am
by HowardQ
He only mentioned the G String to impress you Andy, he is still stalking you for the Chip! :smt002 :smt002
Hope it didn't work :smt009

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 12:27 pm
by D-Rider
He's bagged a chip from elsewhere ... I believe my stalker has lost interest .... thank goodness

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:26 pm
by Aladinsaneuk
just getting matches.....

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:47 pm
by D-Rider
She'll have dismembered you and buried you long before you can strike a light.

You knew you took a risk with the poll .... I do apologise if my comments have increased your predicament ....

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:50 pm
by Gio
Found their leathers have shrunk in the wash

You're weird, whoever washes their leathers (or even cleans them for that matter)


that creme eggs - at least three a day, may make your knickers tight....

spread the eggs on your arse then, might make it easier


that wearing a G String makes your lover think of a big Mac

Never seen a balloon wear a g- string and the cream eggs would make a mess of your trousers/jeans

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:52 pm
by Samray
Ello Gio. :smt003

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 2:06 pm
by Gio
Samray wrote:Ello Gio. :smt003
Ello Sam :smt003

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 4:21 pm
by Jadaris
D-Rider wrote:She'll have dismembered you and buried you long before you can strike a light.

You knew you took a risk with the poll .... I do apologise if my comments have increased your predicament ....
Increased his predicament.... oh Andy what about yours! Verbal slap on the way for you :smt002

And sorry to dissappoint but there will be no dismembering but a fair amount of slaps being given, I'm now on my way over to punish him! :smt003