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Susan Boyle is a little miffed

despite her fame, and her new found wealth, she was still not getting any male attention.
So - she had a chat with Simon Cowell, who advised her too go and see a well known chinese doctor and mystic, Haun Phat Tuat.

So Subo makes the appointment and heads off to see the good doctor .

She walks in and the doctor looks her up and down:

"Herro - pwease tik orf all youuuur colves"

So Subo strips off

"Now, git onn ands and nees and krawel to door - then krawel bak"

so Subo does

"Git Dressed now - I no youuuur problem - you had Ed Zachery Disease"

Subo has never heard of it - so she asks - "Ed Zachery Disease - what is that doctor?"

"is easy - your face is Ed Zachery like your arse......"

There'll be hell to pay when Ligs logs on .... won't hear a bad word said re the Boyle-in-the-Bag person (maybe it's one of those schoolgirl crush things ... but delayed a while)

Well apparently SuBo has just got her first hollywood role in the sequel to the sherlock holmes film - wether or not she is proud of appearing as the Mound of the Hound of the Baskervilles is a moot point but....

Since Susan Boyle has been on TV all over the world, there's been a marked drop in Islamic suicide bombings.
Apparently, terrorists are no longer as keen to get to paradise now they know what a virgin looks like!

Samray wrote:Since Susan Boyle has been on TV all over the world, there's been a marked drop in Islamic suicide bombings.
Apparently, terrorists are no longer as keen to get to paradise now they know what a virgin looks like!

Gary

Samray wrote:Since Susan Boyle has been on TV all over the world, there's been a marked drop in Islamic suicide bombings.
Apparently, terrorists are no longer as keen to get to paradise now they know what a virgin looks like!

PMSL