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What's on your table for dinner for Christmas?
Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 11:48 pm
by Jadaris
I'm having dog!!!!
The reason why, well... put washing machine on...went to bed...decided to get up as cat was howling...greeted in the kitchen by a bedragled cat! The sodding dog had chewed the hose so the kitchen/bathroom is deep in water!
Hence having dog for dinner, anyone care to join me
And now what the hell do I wear for work? I somehow doubt my Ann Summers nurses outfit will do
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 12:18 am
by Kwackerz
Leather. Always a good choice..
Re: What's on your table for dinner for Christmas?
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 1:21 am
by Falcopops
Jadaris wrote: I somehow doubt my Ann Summers nurses outfit will do
Ah, I thank you, now my Christmas is comlete, that image will see me through the tedium of so called friends visits, no wonder I drink!
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 7:20 am
by Aladinsaneuk
and why do folk save their best excuses for when i am on a day off.....
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:16 am
by D-Rider
Kwackerz wrote:Leather. Always a good choice..
For Christmas Dinner??
You army types are Hard Core!
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 8:11 pm
by Jadaris
and why do folk save their best excuses for when i am on a day off.....
Excuses? Me excuses? And oops I had trainers on my feet with a dress lol, I think everyone was amazed at how fast they made me run when I realized the waterboy had cleared away my toast and I've never seen him move so fast, moving my taz mug is one thing, but touching the first dam slice of toast I've ever had is just not on!!
Oh and the dog is still hanging on, I've been told it doesn't taste too good and I don't think my daughter would forgive me.
And as for the ann summers, I don't believe I posess a nurses outfit lol so turning up to work in any of the others really would not have gone down very well especially as it was Alads day off pmsl