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Kids! who'd have 'em?!
Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 5:13 pm
by Kwackerz
Ive decided kids are a pain in the ass.
Went out to the Mess 'do' on friday, returning saturday early hours to the scene of our house having been forced entry when my daughter answered the door while she was babysitting...
Not as bad as it sounds. typical youths of the area evading capture by our guard force, forcing their way into the sanctuary that is apparently my house and then promptly robbing all me drink! My daughter being unable to f*ck the 3 youths off out of the house..
Little sods.
'This week I have been mainly.... tapping the boards of the RSM and the Commanding Officer,' who'd assumed the kids were mine and wanted a 'chat'.
Shortly followed by me reporting it all to cambs constabulary, the slant probably being aggravated burglary.
Who needs Eastenders!! We've done quite well so far this week..
Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 5:14 pm
by Kwackerz
Oh and I have promised not to intimidate them, although Im sure its meant to be the other way round...
Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 5:25 pm
by BikerGran
I'd intimidate the little buggers!

Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 5:32 pm
by Falcorob
It would be very impolite of you
Not to discuss this little issue with them. In a friendly and polite way of course.
Baseball bat and steel toecaps for starters.

Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 5:44 pm
by Samray
The little gits will probably sue you for not having a Health and Safety warning on the bottles.

Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 6:28 pm
by D-Rider
Maybe a bit like my surprise the Friday before last - not long home from work and 6 coppers turn up with a search warrant for firearms
Apparently someone had reported that someone was waving a gun out of his car's window!!
Searched his room, took the car away to be searched with dogs etc..
Obviously they found no firearms in either place.
The Mrs has been very frightened by the whole thing - isn't sleeping properly and couldn't bring herself to answer the door the other night when one of our other son's friend's turned up - when I came home I found him waiting outside in the rain!
Now my son does have some friends who have a past and are known to the police - he's not hiding that fact but he says the ones he associates with have put that behind them - for example one has become a youth worker and you don't become one of those if you have current issues like that.
Anyway, although he has hardly been out of the house since the incident, he did go out the other night and gave a lift back to someone. Same coppers pulled him again and searched the car with a dog. He came home shaking.
So yeah - would be easier if he chose his friends more carefully but it's all getting a bit silly
Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 7:38 pm
by Kwackerz
yeh well the youths were running away from a 10 onto 1 brawl/argument they had elsewhere
The woman who called the guardshift out cant leave the house or answer the door at the moment
Hence why I am pushing the convicting of the little shites
Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 11:47 am
by Kwackerz
TheManWithNoName wrote:It would be very impolite of you
Not to discuss this little issue with them. In a friendly and polite way of course.
Baseball bat and steel toecaps for starters.

Oh we had a chat.. it was the very same night as their flat's front door fell apart. Dont know how that happened.
My daughters are in for video interviewing tomorrow, which is nice and fast. It appears the police are keen to get the matter wrapped up and sorted out. I think previously problems with the suspects had not gone to court as people felt intimidated. Ive already said to the copper off record that any intimidation will be met with it back the other way with style and flair which is probably why theyre bein so quick about things.
Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 1:38 pm
by Falcorob
Kwackerz wrote:TheManWithNoName wrote:It would be very impolite of you
Not to discuss this little issue with them. In a friendly and polite way of course.
Baseball bat and steel toecaps for starters.

Oh we had a chat.. it was the very same night as their flat's front door fell apart. Dont know how that happened.
My daughters are in for video interviewing tomorrow, which is nice and fast. It appears the police are keen to get the matter wrapped up and sorted out. I think previously problems with the suspects had not gone to court as people felt intimidated. Ive already said to the copper off record that any intimidation will be met with it back the other way with style and flair which is probably why theyre bein so quick about things.
Good man.

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 2:09 pm
by BikerGran
any intimidation will be met with it back the other way with style and flair
I like it!

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 9:22 pm
by snapdragon
Nice one K - the dragon says his car needs a run out if you were to need backup
