Jesus Is Watching You!
Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 11:09 pm
A burglar has just broken into a house and is rifling through the wall unit in the lounge when he thinks he hears a voice saying "Jesus is watching you."
Putting it down to his imagination playing tricks, he carries on rifling. This time, more clearly a voice saying "Jesus is watching you."
He nervously shines his pencil light around the room and spots a parrot in the corner.
"Hello" says the burglar
"Hello"; says the parrot.
"So it's you talking is it?"
"Hello"repeats the parrot.
"What's your name?" asks the burglar.
The parrot replies "Moses"
"Good Lord" says the burglar,
"What sort of people name their parrot Moses?"
"The same sort of people who call their rottweiler Jesus" replies the parrot.
Putting it down to his imagination playing tricks, he carries on rifling. This time, more clearly a voice saying "Jesus is watching you."
He nervously shines his pencil light around the room and spots a parrot in the corner.
"Hello" says the burglar
"Hello"; says the parrot.
"So it's you talking is it?"
"Hello"repeats the parrot.
"What's your name?" asks the burglar.
The parrot replies "Moses"
"Good Lord" says the burglar,
"What sort of people name their parrot Moses?"
"The same sort of people who call their rottweiler Jesus" replies the parrot.