A burglar has just broken into a house and is rifling through the wall unit in the lounge when he thinks he hears a voice saying "Jesus is watching you."
Putting it down to his imagination playing tricks, he carries on rifling. This time, more clearly a voice saying "Jesus is watching you."
He nervously shines his pencil light around the room and spots a parrot in the corner.
"Hello" says the burglar
"Hello"; says the parrot.
"So it's you talking is it?"
"Hello"repeats the parrot.
"What's your name?" asks the burglar.
The parrot replies "Moses"
"Good Lord" says the burglar,
"What sort of people name their parrot Moses?"
"The same sort of people who call their rottweiler Jesus" replies the parrot.
Jesus Is Watching You!
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Jesus Is Watching You!
Dave
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.