A young lady was teeing up at her local golf club.
She was horrified when she sliced her drive and it hit a man on the next green.
Obviously in agony, he clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and writhed around in pain.
The woman rushed to the golfer and offered to relieve his pain as she was actually a physiotherapist.
The man rejected the offer, stating that he would be fine in a gentlemanly sort of way.
But being insistent, the woman undid his trousers and placed her hands inside. She massaged away tenderly for several moments before asking the golfer, "How does that feel?"
"It feels absolutely marvellous," replied the golfer, "But I still think my thumbs broken!"
Golfing Accident
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Golfing Accident
Dave
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.