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Artist Pablo Picasso surprised a burglar at work in his new chateau. The intruder got away, but Picasso told the police he could do a rough sketch of what he looked like.

On the basis of his drawing, the police arrested a mother superior, the minister of finance, a washing machine, and the Eiffel tower.

You might well laugh.. the police are fecking useless here.

There was a painting and a violin stolen in a break-in at a local country mansion last week end ...... a Picasso and a Stradivarius.














Fortunately Picasso made crap violins, and as for Stradivarius' paintings.......