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Man sat in a long traffic queue. After 20 mins, he sees a man walking down the queue, talking to drivers. When he gets to his car, man rolls down window "What's up mate?". "Oh", says the chap, "there's a bunch of terrorists holding Gordon Brown, Alasdair Darling, Ed Balls and Jack Straw hostage up there". "They say if they don't get £10M, they are going to pour petrol on the and set fire to them". "What you gonna do then" asks the driver. "Well we thought we better have a collection to make a start" said the chap. "Ok", says the driver, "what's everybody giving"? "Well most are managing to donate a gallon or so".

Sorry about that.

Put me down for a couple of litres.