For the ladies - why motorcycles are better than men.
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 11:58 pm
o A motorcycle won't get you pregnant
o A motorcycle won't mind hiding in the garage when your mum comes to visit
o Motorcycles only whine or leave wet spots when something is really wrong
o A motorcycle won't care if you go for a ride on a friend's motorcycle
o If your motorcycle is too loud, you can fit it with a different muffler - if you really want some peace and quiet, all you have to do is hit the kill switch
o Your parents won't have a fit if they find out that you're riding a black motorcycle
o If your motorcycle is misaligned, you don't have to argue politics or social issues with it
o When you go for a ride, you and your motorcycle will always arrive together
o If you get bored with the bike you've got, it's no big deal to trade it in for something with a bigger bore and a longer stroke
o The average four-stroke motorcycle will only need a head job every 50,000 kms or so to keep it performing
o A motorcycle knows its capacity, and will never drink any more than you give it
o If your motorcycle gets too soft and spongy, you can fit new shocks
o After a ride, you don't have to reassure your bike that it was MAGNIFICENT to prevent it sulking for the following 48 hours
o Motorcycles don't expect you to give up your life and stay home to look after little motorcycles
o A motorcycle doesn't know how to say the words 'diet', 'dermabrasion' or 'liposuction', let alone suggest any of them
o Your motorcycle won't ever flush the loo while you're in the shower
o And it won't leave the seat up, either
o A motorcycle will never want a night out with other motorcycles
o Motorcycles don't get narky about having their performance discussed at the pub
o Motorcycles will never say "If you loved me, you'd do it"
o Your motorcycle will not go for a ride without you unless you decide to hand over the keys
o Motorcycles don't constantly need to prove to other motorcycles how big and fast they are
o A motorcycle will not steal the doona in the middle of the night
o Your motorcycle will not wake you up at 3.00 a.m., breath alcoholic exhaust in your face and say, "Let's go for a ride!"
o Motorcycles don't brag about how many owners they've had
o If you don't really feel like going for a ride, your motorcycle will not angrily demand an apology and an explanation
o Motorcycles don't drool and make puerile comments when you dress in leathers
o If a motorcycle backfires, it won't try to blame it on the dog
o And when you bring your new motorcycle home for the first time, it won't rush back down to the bike shop to tell all the other motorcycles about the trip
o A motorcycle won't mind hiding in the garage when your mum comes to visit
o Motorcycles only whine or leave wet spots when something is really wrong
o A motorcycle won't care if you go for a ride on a friend's motorcycle
o If your motorcycle is too loud, you can fit it with a different muffler - if you really want some peace and quiet, all you have to do is hit the kill switch
o Your parents won't have a fit if they find out that you're riding a black motorcycle
o If your motorcycle is misaligned, you don't have to argue politics or social issues with it
o When you go for a ride, you and your motorcycle will always arrive together
o If you get bored with the bike you've got, it's no big deal to trade it in for something with a bigger bore and a longer stroke
o The average four-stroke motorcycle will only need a head job every 50,000 kms or so to keep it performing
o A motorcycle knows its capacity, and will never drink any more than you give it
o If your motorcycle gets too soft and spongy, you can fit new shocks
o After a ride, you don't have to reassure your bike that it was MAGNIFICENT to prevent it sulking for the following 48 hours
o Motorcycles don't expect you to give up your life and stay home to look after little motorcycles
o A motorcycle doesn't know how to say the words 'diet', 'dermabrasion' or 'liposuction', let alone suggest any of them
o Your motorcycle won't ever flush the loo while you're in the shower
o And it won't leave the seat up, either
o A motorcycle will never want a night out with other motorcycles
o Motorcycles don't get narky about having their performance discussed at the pub
o Motorcycles will never say "If you loved me, you'd do it"
o Your motorcycle will not go for a ride without you unless you decide to hand over the keys
o Motorcycles don't constantly need to prove to other motorcycles how big and fast they are
o A motorcycle will not steal the doona in the middle of the night
o Your motorcycle will not wake you up at 3.00 a.m., breath alcoholic exhaust in your face and say, "Let's go for a ride!"
o Motorcycles don't brag about how many owners they've had
o If you don't really feel like going for a ride, your motorcycle will not angrily demand an apology and an explanation
o Motorcycles don't drool and make puerile comments when you dress in leathers
o If a motorcycle backfires, it won't try to blame it on the dog
o And when you bring your new motorcycle home for the first time, it won't rush back down to the bike shop to tell all the other motorcycles about the trip
